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This is Garbage

by Carrie Shemanski

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Tim Howes
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Tim Howes Better than garbage! Tracks are varied and catchy. Favorite track: Somebody's Job.
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1.
I got a monster under my bed x3 Gonna send him on his way x2 I got a creature up in my head x3 All I can do is hope and pray x2 It ain’t like in the movies When everything’s hunky dory It ain’t like on TV or in a bedtime story I got a monster under my bed and he’s comin’ fast I got a creature in my head and he always laughs last
2.
It’s somebody’s job To cut your heart out And you may Never come out But if you do or ya don’t They’re still gonna pull your chart out You’re a name on the board a bed in the ward Responsibility It’s somebody’s job To make your clothes fit Though they may Never see it But if you’re small or you’re large They’re still gonna guarantee it You’re a cog in the wheel so how does it feel Responsibility CHORUS: It’s a party and we’re all invited But no one is very excited You can’t stop it but you can fight it Ahhh I’m savin’ up for a new feeling so come along It’s nobody’s job To make ya happy And ya may Never be happy But what does it even mean to be happy You’re a stain on the floor and a knock at the door What REPEAT CHORUS And it’s somebody’s job To move your garbage And they may See what you discarded If they do or they don’t you’re still just a garbage artist Garbage in garbage out, within and without I’m savin up for a new feeling so come along
3.
Well I want it Write me songs and sonnets Show me that I’m wanted Tell me what you need Well I want it And baby I’m so haunted So if you’ve got it flaunt it Bring it in for me CHORUS: Well I want it It’s just what I wanted I tell you what I want it I’ll tell you what I need :| I’ve got it But baby I just bought it And I just never thought it Would make me feel so free You can’t stop it But why’d you wanna stop it If you go and stop it Your ass is dead to me BRIDGE: I can’t believe My eyes deceive You were here all along You let me in Now I’ll never go home again This is where I belong Sing me one more song Cause you got what I want yes you got what I want REPEAT FIRST VERSE
4.
A Monkey 04:40
I’ve got a monkey He won’t get off my back :| He says that he needs me But that’s a buncha crap I’ve got a monkey He won’t get off my case :| Every time I try to get free He puts me back in my place I’ve got a monkey He won’t get off the phone :| Don’t matter what I do Won’t leave the damn thing alone I’ve got a monkey He won’t get off the ride :| Yeah I took him to the movies He wouldn’t go inside I’ve got a monkey He won’t get off his high horse :| Yeah I’ve literally got a Monkey riding a horse I’ve got a monkey He won’t get off my mind :| Yeah I’ve literally got a Monkey and he’s riding a horse
5.
You would not believe All the earth in me Only paint the town When there’s paint around Paint around x4 Let’s go make a mess Don’t you second guess You could save my soul Guess we’re on a roll On a roll x4 You can call me crazy But never call me baby
6.
VERSE 1: Wanna find myself a proper rock n roll band And play in every bar across the land But I’m so tired of chasing money I wanna hop on the big muddy And sell my soul to Louisan’ CHORUS: Louisan’ x4 VERSE 2: I feel so much better when I sing You can talk me into any goddamn thing I’m so tired of coats and sweaters A honky tonk sounds so much better I’ll sell my soul to Tennessee CHORUS: Tennessee x4 FIDDLE OVER VERSE BRIDGE: Ain’t no sun up in the sky My coffee’s cold And the whiskey still runs dry ‘Fore I hit the road VERSE 3: Well the windy city’s one big traffic jam Every penny that I earn goes to Uncle Rahm And February ain’t so sunny I’ll take my chances with the dummies And sell my soul to Alabam’ CHORUS: Alabam’ x4
7.
I can hear my neighbor practicing Do You Hear the People Sing But I can’t seem to focus on A single goddamn thing It seems that all my friends Have got the whole thing figured out But I can’t even bring myself To take the garbage out CHORUS: Take the garbage out Take the garbage out Won’t throw a coat on over pj’s, put on a pair of boots And take the garbage out Well it’s cold here in Chicago The whole city’s gone insane And I can’t even go outside Or someone calls my name I just wanna buy a coffee That don’t come with sauerkraut But I guess I’m on the wrong street So I take the garbage out Take the garbage out Take the garbage out And take the garbage out SOLO Well it’s goin on 2:30 And I’m ready to start my day I go and cash my paycheck And I blow it all away The water’s turned to whiskey My coffee’s a coffee stout I’m gonna get too liquored up To take the garbage out Throw a coat on over pj’s I don’t have much spirit these days Cut me up and cook me three ways Then put on a pair of boots and take this garbage out
8.
You’re a prize, sugar Take the money and run You won’t have a second chance To have this much fun Take a ride, sugar You’ve got the wind at your back Pack the car hit the tar Never come back CHORUS: What have you done for me? Say it again now What have you done for me? I’m a lost cause You always said it was true I’m not going anywhere Unless it’s with you I need applause Or I’ll never get out alive I’m not placing any bets We’ll ever arrive CHORUS Cause I’m seconds away seconds away Seconds away seconds away Seconds away seconds away You’re a heartbeat away a hearbeat away Heartbeat away a heartbeat away A heartbeat away from takin another shot CHORUS
9.
Give it Up 03:35
CHORUS: Give it up, give it up Give it up up up VERSE: I’m a lot like you That’s how I can see the truth Every time you talk I just wanna put a sock in your mouth PRE-CHORUS: I’m not going to try and explain it to you I just think that’ it’s time For you to CHROUS Verse: You make me so tired I think I’ll set myself on fire I just can’t relate Askin’ how are you was my first big mistake BRIDGE: You could make my needle move but Could you ever really reach me We could make this fire burn but I think I’d rather you release me
10.
Well it’s not what I planned A date with the garbage man But he’s funny and sweet and he can fill my land Well it’s no sleight of hand Yes he’s just the garbage man But I like what he’s doin’ and I like it when he holds my hand I don’t care if he’s smelly I don’t care if he’s dumb I just want him to think me and my songs are fun I don’t know if he loves me I don’t care anyway I just want him to keep me, never throw me away

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Written, recorded, mixed, and mastered in 28 days for the RPM Challenge, February 2015

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released February 28, 2015

All songs written by Carrie Shemanski
All instruments played by Carrie Shemanski except:

Drums on "Somebody's Job" by Stephanie "Sparklepants" Whiton
Vibraslap and Words of Encouragement on "A Monkey" by Molly Walsh
Fiddle and Backup Vocals on "Places I've Never Been" by Trent Childers
Organ on "Yeah But What Have You Done for Me" by Kate Walsh
Clarinet on "My Date With the Garbage Man" by Cara Condon

Audio Engineering by Carrie Shemanski except
Drum Mix on "Somebody's Job" by Ryan "Mr. Sparklepants" Staples

Album Art by Cara Condon
Photo by Lisa Futterman

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